Allegedly Armageddon is due on May 21 (I hope not because the thought of missing half term really irritates me as I have had no holiday in 4 weeks) 200 million people are going to be scooped up to heaven and this scares me a little as it appears to be the opposite of a Bungee jump, more of a Bungee lift. In reality I feel sorry for Jesus as most of the 200 million will be religous zealots, weirdos and cult members. Now I don't know about you but I find it hard to believe that Jesus thinks 5.8 billion people on this planet are not worth saving, I can understand Wayne Rooney and Gary Nevile not being saved, but Bucks Fizz, Jeremy Beadle and Aneka Rice must be worth saving. If I had to let someone take my place (and it will not be my Jess as she has a gold plated front row seat) I'd choose my neighbours who have the loud tv (see how long Jesus feels like saving them) The logistics of lifting 200 million people to heaven has not been thought through. You can't ask National Express because they couldn't even get 70 people out of London in under 9 hours. Will people have to queue? What about Obese people, they might be dropped and land on some one waiting to be raptured and instead end up being ruptured. Will the believers be saved? If this is the case and it is not just for the religous, then a lot more than 200 million need saving. What about the good dead? Are they included? If they can't be lifted as they are not here I presume, will they too be dropped? The Evil dead I suppose will carry on burning, but with the destruction down here the person running Hell can have a well deserved break and the damned can burn down here just as easily. I suppose the Hell manager will get his break during my half term which is a sight more than I will get. Anyway I am afraid of heights and equally afraid of organised religion so I guess my experience will repeat the pattern of the last 6 months..........Left alone...........Again
John Bell
Eish!
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