I have read a good deal of books and plays in my time, there are too many to list on here. However I am thinking of the books that were never written but would have been best sellers for sure.
1) The comedy of absolutely no errors
2) A seies of completely explained events
3) Very well behaved and polite Henry
4) Hairy Putter and the golfing stone
5) The lion, the witch and the airtight wardrobe
6) Romeo and Jim (a modern day version)
7) Not so Hard times (in fact quite prosperous times)
8) Queen Lear
9) Mission entirely possible
10) War and more war (not a sign of peace)
11) North and East (An American Civil war for Americans who failed Geography)
12) A fully clothed Civil servant
13) Pride and tolerance
14) Wuthering Lows
15) A hundred years of having lots of friends (as opposed to that solitude nonsense)
16) The Bible, the real story told for the first time.
17) Midsummer night's reality
18) The really well off person's opera (who wants to know a beggars one?)
19) The King and no-one else
20) Annie finds her parents in the first chapter
If only I had thought, i'd be a trillionaire by now. Feel free to add to the list.
John Dickens
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