Things I refuse to buy

One of the downsides to being Mrs Telemac's lost data is that I now have to shop for myself. This is not a pleasurable experience but sadly the single man always bows down to the God of necessity. Anyway there are things I will not buy. Number 1 water! 2 Quid for that free stuff that comes out the clouds. I don't care how long you waited for it to meander down your sacred mountain I am not buying it, I'd rather die of thirst than spend money on something that I am 80% of. The next one is Sainsbury's taste the difference range.(taste the difference from what?) What do they do? Leave out certain ingredients for their cheap range and then add them if you pay more. No these supermarkets are indulging in a food class war with the upper classes eating caviare rolls and the rest of us feasting on cocoa pops. I will however buy sticky toffee pudding as this is my ultimate treat. There needs to be a food revolution and we need to get rid of blue label, value range, basics and taste the difference, this is culinary inverted snobbery and I refuse to play any part.So if you see a handsome man causing chaos in the taste the difference range, that will be me striking a blow for all the food equalitists(my word) out there. Now off to eat my dinner and I better be able to taste the difference.